Winchester

St George’s Day was a Wednesday, and at the New Inn it was a night.

That was all it was. Sue Fennell put a small flag on the bar, white with a red cross, in a glass, and somebody played a song on the jukebox about a green and pleasant land, and Mr Purvis stood up at the end of it with his pint and said St George, and sat down, and everybody said St George back, and that was St George’s Day in Coln Saint Aldwyns, start to finish, in about four minutes.

“Is that it?” said Devon.

“That’s it,” said Jack, behind the bar.

“In the Realm on King’s Day the whole country stops. There are parades. There are fireworks over the river. There’s a holiday.”

“We’re English,” said Jack. “We don’t like a fuss.” He put a pint on the bar for Gaz. “Not about ourselves. We’ll do a fuss for anybody else. We did a fuss for him.” He nodded at Frederick, at the table by the fire. “We did Halloween for you lot. We’d do a fuss for the Swedish if they asked. But St George?” He shrugged. “He’s ours. You don’t make a fuss about what’s yours. You just put a flag in a glass.”

At the table by the fire, Mr Ferrante, who had been listening to all of this with an expression of profound scholarly attention, wrote something in a small notebook.

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The coach left at seven the next morning.

It was the class trip. It had been on the calendar since September, WINCHESTER, THURSDAY 24 APRIL, THE KINGDOM OF ENGLAND, in Mr Abernathy’s square hand, and it had been put there, Mr Ferrante said, because you could not spend a year in England without going to its capital, and its capital was not London.

“What?” said Devon, on the coach, at the top of the hill out of the valley.

“Its capital is not London,” said Mr Ferrante, standing in the aisle at the front with a microphone that did not work. “London is the capital of the United Kingdom of Great Britain. The capital of England is Winchester.”

“England is Britain.”

“England is not Britain,” said Mr Ferrante, in the voice of a man who has been waiting since September for somebody to say that. “England is one of four. England, Scotland, Wales, Kernow. Each with its own Parliament. Each with its own First Minister. All under one Crown, in one realm, which is Great Britain, which has its own Parliament at Westminster, over the top of all four.” He put the microphone down. “Hanover. Explain.”

Frederick looked up.

“You’re the King of it,” said Mr Ferrante. “All five. Explain it to them. I’ve been trying since September and they think I’m making it up.”

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So he explained it.

He stood in the aisle of the coach at the front, holding the back of the driver’s seat, going round the roundabouts outside Swindon, and explained to thirty Americans and Mr Abernathy what it was that he was King of.

He did it with his hands. He held up one hand, flat, and said this is Great Britain, one realm, one Crown, one Parliament at Westminster, one Prime Minister, Rennie. Then he held up the other hand underneath it, fingers spread, and said these are the four nations inside it: and touched each finger. England. Scotland. Wales. Kernow. Each with a Parliament of its own: Winchester, Holyrood, Cardiff, and a town in Cornwall whose name he had to think about. Each with a First Minister: he named them. Each with its own laws about the things that were its own, schools and hospitals and roads and police. And over the top of all of them, the flat hand: Britain, for the things that were everybody’s, the army and the money and the foreign policy and the Crown.

“So you’re King of Britain,” said Lucía.

“Yes.”

“And King of England.”

“Yes.”

“Separately?”

“Separately. And of Scotland. And Prince of Wales was what I was before, but now there isn’t one, because I haven’t got a son.” He thought about it. “Kernow’s a duchy, which is a different sort of thing again. It’s complicated.”

“And King of the Realm,” said Inés, from the back, not looking up from her book.

“And King of the Realm. And eleven others.”

There was a silence on the coach.

“How do you keep track?” said Devon, with real distress.

Frederick looked at the hand. The flat one, and the spread one under it.

“You don’t,” he said. “Not all at once. You do the one you’re in.” He looked out of the window at the fields going past. “Today I’m in England. So today I’m the King of England, in England’s capital, in England’s Parliament, for ten minutes, and nobody will mention Britain at all, on purpose, because that’s the whole point of having a capital that isn’t London.” He sat down. “Tomorrow I’ll be back in Gloucestershire and I’ll be Fred.”

At the front, in the seat behind the driver, Mr Abernathy, who had not said anything for the whole of the explanation, turned round.

“Hanover,” he said.

“Sir.”

“That was the clearest account of the British constitution I’ve heard in forty years of teaching.” He turned back round. “And I’ve heard Ferrante’s.”

Mr Ferrante, across the aisle, opened his mouth and closed it again.

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Winchester was small.

It was the first thing everybody said, getting off the coach in a car park by a river at the bottom of the town. It’s tiny. It was smaller than Cirencester. It was a single long street going up a hill between old buildings, with a cathedral at the bottom of it among trees, long and low and grey, and a statue at the top of it of a man with a sword who had been, Mr Ferrante said, King of Wessex eleven hundred years ago, and had made this the capital of England when there was not yet an England to be the capital of.

And at the top of the hill, beside the statue, a new building.

It was not very new. It was six years old. It was made of the same pale stone as the cathedral and it had been built, Mr Ferrante said, on purpose, to look as though it had always been there, and to be no taller than anything around it, and it had very nearly succeeded. It had a portico with four columns and a flag on the roof, white with a red cross, the same as the one in the glass on the bar at the New Inn, and over the door, carved in the stone, it said PARLIAMENT HOUSE.

“It’s small,” said Devon.

“It’s meant to be,” said Mr Ferrante. “That’s the point. When they moved England’s government out of London in 2025, everybody said a capital couldn’t be moved by an Act of Parliament. Everybody said the civil service would take a Winchester postcode and keep living in London.” He looked at the building with the expression he had used for the map of 1779. “And they didn’t. They moved. They came. They live here now. Look at it.” He nodded at the street. “England speaks for itself, now. From here. And it’s very small, and very quiet, and very careful not to say so too loudly.”

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He addressed the Parliament of England at eleven.

He had been asked in February by the First Minister, Margaret Holbrook, in a letter in her own hand, which said that the Parliament of England would be honoured if the King, while he was in England for the year, would come to Winchester and speak to it, briefly, underlined, about anything you like, sir, except Britain.

He had said yes. He had said yes because of the underlining.

The chamber was round, like Holyrood, like the Senedd, all the new ones were round, Mr Ferrante said, because nobody who built a parliament after 1999 wanted the two sides facing each other across a room like duellists. It had three hundred seats in a horseshoe of pale wood, and they were full, and above them, in the public gallery, at the front, in a row of thirty-one, with Mr Abernathy at one end and Mr Ferrante at the other, sat the senior class of Ellicott High School.

He spoke for ten minutes.

He spoke without notes. He spoke about the village. He did not name it. He spoke about a village in the Cotswolds with a church and a pub and a bus that came four times a day and was never on time, and a green with a war memorial on it with names on it that were the same names as the people in the pews, and a pancake race, and a woman who had won it every year from 1958 to 1989 and had been on the flower rota for seventy years and had been given seventeen silver pennies at Gloucester two weeks ago. He spoke about how he had lived in it for eight months and how nobody in it had once asked him for anything, and how he had found, to his surprise, that the most English thing he had seen in eight months was not a ceremony or a palace or a crown but a flag in a glass on a bar for four minutes on St George’s Day, because the people who put it there did not think that what was theirs needed a fuss.

He said that he thought that was why England had moved its capital to a small town at the top of a hill. So that it could stop being the place everybody else made a fuss about, and start being somewhere that put a flag in a glass.

He said he hoped they would forgive a visitor for noticing.

He sat down.

The chamber of the Parliament of England was silent for a moment.

Then, from the front bench, Margaret Holbrook, First Minister of England, a tall grey-haired woman of sixty in a dark suit, stood up, and did not say anything, and began, very slowly, to clap, and the three hundred members of the House of Commons of England stood up behind her, all of them, from every side of the horseshoe, and clapped, and in the gallery above, thirty-one Americans stood up because everybody else had, and clapped too, and at the end of the row Mr Abernathy, standing, in the brown jacket, was not clapping.

He was looking at Frederick across the chamber with his face doing nothing at all, the way it did at a quarter past eight, and Frederick, from the floor of the Parliament of England, looked back up at him.

Mr Abernathy nodded, once.

That was all. That was more than the clapping.

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“Visitor,” said Theo, on the steps of Parliament House afterwards, in the sun. “You said visitor. To them. You’re their King.”

“I’m a visitor here.”

“You’re a visitor everywhere,” said Theo. “That’s the thing. You’re a visitor in the Realm too. You’re a visitor in Scotland. You said it in Gaelic.” He looked at Frederick sideways. “Is there anywhere you’re not a visitor?”

Frederick thought about it.

He thought about a kitchen table a foot from where it used to be, and a clock four minutes slow. He thought about a crossroads in the snow. He thought about a lambing shed at two in the morning, and a bench by a war memorial, and the second pew of St John the Baptist.

“Yes,” he said.

Theo looked at him for a long moment on the steps.

“Good,” said Theo. “Me too.”

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In the afternoon Mr Ferrante went to the record office.

He did not ask anybody to come. He had arranged it himself, by letter, in March, with the archivists of the county of Hampshire, whose records were kept in a large modern building on a hill above the town, and he went up the hill at two o’clock on his own, in his scarf, with his small notebook, while the rest of the class went round the cathedral with Mr Abernathy, and Frederick, at the cathedral door, looked up the hill after him, and then at Mr Abernathy.

“Go on,” said Mr Abernathy, without being asked.

So he went.

He found Mr Ferrante in a long quiet room on the second floor with tall windows and long tables and a smell of paper and dust and something sharper, like pencil shavings, sitting at a table with a box in front of him and a pair of white cotton gloves on his hands, very still, looking at a single sheet of paper in a clear plastic sleeve.

He did not look up when Frederick sat down opposite.

“I came for my grandfather,” said Mr Ferrante. “The parish records. The village. I wanted the name of the village. That was all.” He did not take his eyes off the sheet. “I asked them for the emigration papers for the parishes south of the city between 1900 and 1915. They brought me the wrong box.” He breathed out. “They brought me 1795 to 1805.”

Frederick looked at the sheet in its plastic sleeve.

It was a letter. Old, brown, folded in four and opened out, with the creases still in it, written very close in a small slanting hand that went all the way to the edges of the paper and then turned and went up the side, the way people wrote when paper was expensive. At the top, in the corner, it said New Westminster and a date.

“Read it,” said Mr Ferrante.

Frederick read it.

It was from a young man called Thomas Gale, aged nineteen, a carpenter, who had gone to the Realm in the spring of 1799 to work on the building of the new federal capital, and was writing home to his mother in a village south of Winchester in the spring of 1800. He told her about the work, which was hard, and the pay, which was good, and the heat, which was terrible, and the mud, which was worse, and the Parliament House on the hill, which was half built and would be the finest building in the world when they have done with it, Mother, finer than the Cathedral, and the river, and the other men on the work, who were from everywhere, Ireland and Scotland and the German states and the Carolinas and Kent.

And then, in the last paragraph, crammed up the side of the paper:

On Shrove Tuesday the Hampshire men amongst us did make pancakes on the fire as at home and ran with them in our pans upon the common below the Hill, from the great oak to the river, and a Kentish man won it and would not be told he had run before the bell, and the Irish laughed at us all, and the Virginia gentleman who has the overseeing of the work came down from the Hill to see what the noise was and said he had never seen such a thing in his life and gave the Kentish man a shilling. So you see, Mother, we have brought Shrove Tuesday to the new country, and I think they shall keep it.

Frederick read it twice.

He looked up.

Mr Ferrante was looking at him across the table with the white gloves on his hands and an expression that Frederick had seen once before, in the archive at the university at home, in front of a letter from 1783.

“1800,” said Mr Ferrante.

“Yes.”

“Shrove Tuesday, 1800. A pancake race. On the common below Charter Hill. In New Westminster.” Mr Ferrante took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes with the back of one gloved wrist. “The Realm dates its pancake race to 1801. There’s a plaque. On the oak at the bottom of the Hill, by the river. Here the first pancake race in the Realm was run, Shrove Tuesday 1801. There’s been a race there every year since. Two hundred and thirty of them. They run it from the oak to the river. Every schoolchild in the Columbia District knows the date. I’ve told it to every class I’ve ever taught.” He put the glasses back on. “1801. Because the first written record was a newspaper in 1801. And it was a year out.”

“It’s a small date,” said Frederick.

“It’s a very small date. It’s the smallest date I’ve ever corrected. It’s not a war, or a Charter, or a King.” Mr Ferrante looked at the letter. “It’s a nineteen-year-old carpenter from Hampshire telling his mother he ran with a frying pan.” He was quiet for a moment. “I’ve spent twenty-six years teaching the history of the Realm as though it began with a piece of paper in 1783. Abernathy says I’m wrong. Abernathy says it began with the people who were already there, carrying their pans.” He looked out of the long window at the town below, and the cathedral among the trees. “I’m going to have to tell him he was right. I’m never going to hear the end of it.”

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He found the house at five.

He had not meant to. He had found the name of his grandfather’s village in the right box, which they had brought at last, at four, and it was a village eight miles south of the city, and the coach was not due to leave until six, and he had looked at Frederick across the table in the long quiet room and said, in a voice Frederick had not heard him use before, would you come, and Frederick had said yes.

So Castellanos drove them. In the dark car. Mr Ferrante in the back with his scarf and his notebook and a photocopy of a page from a parish register of 1903, and Frederick beside him, eight miles south, down a road between hedges full of the first white blossom, to a village that was a church and a pub and a green and perhaps thirty houses, not unlike Coln Saint Aldwyns, smaller, flatter, with chalk in the fields instead of limestone, so that where the plough had been the ground was white.

The house was at the end of a lane behind the church.

It was a cottage. Brick and flint, with a tiled roof, low, with two windows at the front and a door between them painted dark green, very like the door of number nine Church Lane. Somebody lived in it. There were curtains, and a bicycle against the wall, and a child’s football in the front garden. Over the door, set into the brick, there was a stone, and on the stone, carved, very worn, two letters and a date: G. W. 1847.

“Gale,” said Mr Ferrante. “William. My great-great-grandfather built it. In 1847.” He stood in the lane with the photocopy in his hand. “My grandfather was born in it. In 1903. His brother in 1902. They left in 1912. My grandfather, his parents. His brother stayed, with their grandmother.” He looked at the stone. “Gale.”

Frederick looked at him.

“Gale,” said Frederick.

Mr Ferrante did not say anything. He was looking at the stone over the door.

“Thomas Gale,” said Frederick. “The carpenter. In 1800. On the common below the Hill. The letter.”

“Yes,” said Mr Ferrante.

“From a village south of Winchester.”

“Yes.” Mr Ferrante took off his glasses again. “This village. The same parish. I found it at four. In the right box. The baptism. Thomas Gale, son of William and Mary, 1781.” He held the glasses in his hand and looked at the stone with the letters on it. “He went to the Realm in 1799 to build the capital, and he wrote to his mother about a pancake race, and he came home in 1803, and married, and his grandson built that house, and his great-great-grandson went to the Realm in 1912, and his grandson has been teaching the history of the Realm for twenty-six years and telling every class that the first pancake race was 1801.” He put the glasses back on. “I didn’t know. I didn’t know any of it. I came for my grandfather’s village. I got the wrong box.” He looked at Frederick. “I got the right box. The first time.”

The green door of the cottage opened.

A woman came out, about thirty, in jeans, with a toddler on her hip, and stopped on the step when she saw the two of them in the lane, and the dark car behind them, and Castellanos standing by it with his hands folded.

She looked at Mr Ferrante. Then at Frederick.

Her face did the thing faces did. The three seconds. The coins in your pocket. The newspaper.

“Oh,” she said. “Oh, my God.”

“I’m so sorry,” said Mr Ferrante. “We were just looking at your house.”

The woman looked at him. At the photocopy in his hand. At the stone over her own door.

“Are you,” she said slowly, “family?”

Mr Ferrante looked at the stone for a long moment.

“Yes,” he said. “I think I am.”

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The church was open. The name was on the board, inside the door, by the font, under a carved cross, among the others, in gold letters gone faint.

Gale, A. W.

Mr Ferrante stood in front of it for a long time with his hands in his pockets, in his scarf, reading it. He did not say anything. Frederick stood beside him and did not say anything either.

Then Mr Ferrante said, very quietly, “We will remember him,” the way the village had said it at Coln Saint Aldwyns in November, one voice at a time, as though it were not a thing that was said in a church but a thing that was said between people.

And they went back to the coach.

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“The Register will be corrected,” said Mr Ferrante, on the coach, in the dark, on the way home, in the seat across the aisle, with the photocopy of the letter of 1800 in its plastic sleeve on his knee.

He had not said anything since the church.

“About the pancake race?”

“About the pancake race. I’ll write to them. In June. When we’re home. With a copy of the letter. They’ll correct it.” He looked at the sleeve. “It’s a very small thing. Nobody will notice. A line in an article about daily life in the Columbia District. First recorded 1801 will become first recorded 1800. And a footnote. A letter of Thomas Gale, carpenter, to his mother, Hampshire Record Office.” He was quiet for a moment. “That’s all history is, really. A footnote that says somebody got the wrong box, and it was the right one.”

“Will you tell Mr Abernathy?”

Mr Ferrante looked at the front of the coach, where Mr Abernathy was asleep against the window in the tweed cap.

“Tomorrow night,” said Mr Ferrante. “At the New Inn. Over a pint.” He sighed. “He’s going to be unbearable.”